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Wit Beyond Measure
11 hours ago at 1:04 AM

I have never seen a cast so under-rehearsed in my life. This is easily the worst rehearsal I have ever had in my life and I have been doing shows since I was six. I do not see any way that we can possibly pull it together at this point.
This show is going to be sloppy and that’s just how it is. If you’re friends with me, I urge you not to throw your back out trying to get here just to pay $10 to a show we’ve just had our first full run-through of the night before we open.

19 hours ago

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? Yes. I’m the Half Blood Prince.
19 hours ago
somaymalou:

Vaganova students

homumado:

like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

19 hours ago at 4:46 PM
20 hours ago
20 hours ago at 4:10 PM
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]